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愚人笑话|Joke: Gossip

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Nina and Rosey, two old friends are having coffee when Nina says, I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!
Oh, no! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive, said Rosey.
Nina said, I also heard that you've been calling me fat!
Rosey replied, Oh, no! I just said that the way you wear those stripes1 makes you look larger than you really are.
Nina then said, I also heard that you're saying that my husband has a wart2 on his dick!
Rosey rolled her eyes and said, Oh, no! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!


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